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Saturday, April 18, 2009

my joke

this is juz a joke dun take it seriously
one day, a doctor working in ER had a patient which was a very weird indian with the name abibro lets hear their conversation while the doctor was asking abibro
doctor: mr taxi-lawyer can you pls explain why some....... i mean all of body organs were replace with.........
abibro press his chest all of a sudden
doctor:y do i see u pressing ur heart every few minutes when i come in to check on you
abibro:my heart is actually replace by a prank-fart balloon
doctor amazed
doctor:wat happened?
abibro:i sold my heart on an e-bay auction and in fact i did get much more money than i expected to get.
doctor:and how much was that?
abibro:well it was enough 4 one month of groceries that i bought
doctor:it must be lot, wat is the amount of money did you get after selling your heart?
abibro:5 bucks
doctor:HUH!how did you even buy one day of groceries and looking at your enormous fat butt you dun eat little.......
abibro: i've got my parents 2 support me
doctor:oh......so your parents r also working to get money to feed you to and yet u still sacrifice your heart you sure have a cooperative family
abibro:no my parents dun work and they dun live in their room they live in the fridge
doctor:wow your parents wanted to save the air cond electricity bill so much that they even live in the fridge wow your family sure know how 2 save money
abibro:no they don live there because they wan to save money they live there because they are dead and i decided to preserve
doctor:wat a good son cannot bear to not see the parents face so much that he preserve them even after they are adi dead but still how do eat at only 5 bucks per month?
abibro:i dun actually miss its just that it was a waste to me after killing them to just throw their bodies away so, i preserve them to have a feast at their body parts and save money at the same time doctor aren't i smart?doctor doctor y r u sleeping am i boring u?
doctor fainted

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